Sorry Sir, I'm afraid your connecting flight has been cancelled, all the hotels are full and we seem to have lost your luggage. Also we've received information that your car has been stolen from the secure airport carpark - it was caught speeding on the M25.

Anything else?

Yes, the coffee machine's broken

This greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches (17 x 12cm) and is blank inside.  Printed in the UK on FSC board. It is supplied with a recycled kraft envelope.

Sold in packs of six. Our default is to supply 'naked' but we can supply cello-wrapped if preferred.