Love is . . .

Not having to leave the room when you need to fart

Greeting card with a funny statement suggesting one way that true love could be defined by. Essentially when you get to the stage where you don't have to discreetly leave the room if you need to break wind. There are probably more romantic definitions(!)

This greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches (17 x 12cm) and is blank inside.  Printed in the UK on FSC board. It is supplied with a recycled kraft envelope.

Sold in packs of six. Supplied 'naked', without any cellophane wrapping.