Old Age Explained

I ache, everything looks a bit fuzzy, I fart at will and I can't remember shit but I do have a laugh moving slowly along supermarket aisles and pretending that I'm deaf.

This greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches (17 x 12cm) and is blank inside.  Printed in the UK on FSC board. It is supplied with a recycled kraft envelope.

Sold in packs of six. Our default is to supply 'naked' but we can supply cello-wrapped if preferred.