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This greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches (17 x 12cm) and is blank inside.  Printed in the UK on FSC board. It is supplied with a recycled kraft envelope.

Sold in packs of six. Our default is to supply 'naked' but we can supply cello-wrapped if preferred.